Volvo B9TL (Wright Eclipse Gemini 2) (Batch 1)
Introduction
Alright… let’s talk about Nynappagari Krishna Naga Sai 😭. And oh boy, this is gonna hurt… because this guy has mastered the art of being an NPC. Like, he doesn’t just exist—he blends into the background like a poorly coded video game character 🎮.
First of all… how is he still alive in the real world without doing literally anything smart? Every time someone asks him a question, you can almost hear the system booting up:
“Loading… error… error… thinking… please wait…”
And then he gives an answer that’s… let’s be real… worse than random chance. You ask him something simple, like “What’s 2+2?” and he’ll confidently say:
“Uhh… potato?” 🥔
Yes. Potato. That’s the level we’re at here.
He’s the kind of person who walks into a room and somehow forgets why he entered it, not because he’s busy or distracted… but because his brain literally has a lagging script 💀. And don’t even get me started on conversations. You’ll explain something super simple and he’ll stare at you like you just taught quantum physics using interpretive dance.
And honestly? That’s exactly what this bus system feels like.
You check the app: “Bus arriving in 3 minutes.”
Reality: “Loading… error… bus disappeared… please wait…”
The buses themselves act like they took notes from Krishna. Need to stop? Maybe. Need to show up? Optional. Need to be useful? Absolutely not.
Full NPC behaviour.
You’ll wait there, watching your bus phase in and out of existence like it’s running on 2 FPS. And when it finally arrives? It’s either full, not in service, or just drives past you like you’re invisible.
At this point, the buses and Krishna are basically the same entity.
If this keeps going, one day we’ll all just be standing at the bus stop asking:
“Wait… what do buses actually do again?”
And honestly? That’s terrifying. 💀
Specifications
| Category | Details |
|---|---|
| Operator | Two companies competing to say “Not In Service” faster 💀 |
| Vehicle make | Volvo (sounds powerful until it drives past you) |
| Vehicle model | B9TL (Boss level: Double Decker Edition) |
| Length | 12m of pure emotional damage |
| Passenger capacity | 131 officially 200+ during peak hour because physics took a day off 🧍🧍🧍 |
| Engine | 310 hp but still loses to one uncle speed-walking |
| Air-con | Randomly switches between Antarctica ❄️ and Sahara Desert 🔥 |
| Doors | Close faster than your trust issues |
Deployments
| Bus Status | Description |
|---|---|
| In Service | Allegedly coming in 3 minutes |
| Not In Service | Still picks up passengers somehow??? |
| Spare (SP) | Exists only in theory |
| Disappeared | “Loading… error… please wait…” 💀 |
Typical Interaction
| Situation | Outcome |
|---|---|
| You check bus app | “Arriving in 3 minutes” 🤡 |
| 3 minutes later | Bus vanishes from reality |
| Bus finally comes | Too full. Driver makes eye contact and drives off 🚍💨 |
| You board successfully | Achievement unlocked: Chosen One |
NPC Passenger Behaviour
Alright… let’s talk about Generic Bus NPC #47 😭.
This guy… doesn’t just ride the bus. He *exists* on it like background code.
You ask him a simple question like: “Is this bus going to Orchard?”
His brain: “Loading… error… thinking… please wait…”
And then he replies with something completely useless like: “Uhh… maybe?” 💀
He’s the type to stand at the door and not move when people are alighting. The type to press the bell 5 times like it increases the stopping speed 🔔🔔🔔
Need space? He expands. Need him to move? He becomes a statue 🗿
Even the bus driver is confused.
Advertisements (Main Character Energy)
At this point, the ads have more personality than the buses.
| Bus | Actual Purpose |
|---|---|
| Bus body | Transport people (optional) |
| Advertisement | “✨CHANGE YOUR LIFE✨ BUY THIS✨” |
You’re just trying to go home and suddenly a jewellery ad is judging your life choices 😭
Other Features
- Suspension: Smooth… until it tests your spine
- Upper deck: Peaceful until someone plays TikTok loudly 🔊
- Lower deck: Survival mode activated
- Staircase: Boss fight (especially when bus brakes suddenly)
Legend
| Code | Meaning |
|---|---|
| SP | Spare bus (mythical creature) |
| * | Crossover (confusing for no reason) |
| // | Even more confusing |
Life Lessons Learned
- Patience is key
- Hope is temporary
- “Arriving” is just a suggestion
- The bus chooses you, not the other way around
Conclusion
These buses aren’t just vehicles… they’re a full life experience.
They teach patience. They teach disappointment. They teach you that reality is optional.
And somehow… you’ll still be at the bus stop like:
“Wait… what do buses do here again?” 💀