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{{Short description|2026 absurdist comedy film about a rogue AI}}
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{{Infobox film
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| name          = GoonBot
!20 Single Deckers
| image          = GoonBot poster.jpg
!9 Double Deckers
| caption        = Theatrical release poster featuring GoonBot staring into your soul 💀
|-
| director      = [[Christopher Nolan]]<br>[[MrBeast]]
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| screenplay    = Skibidi Writers Room ✍️🔥
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| based_on      = {{Based on|internet brainrot|Gen Z}}
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| producer      = {{Plainlist|
* [[Elon Musk]]
* [[Mark Zuckerberg]]
* A random guy from Ohio
}}
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| starring      = {{Plainlist|
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* [[Ryan Gosling]] as GoonBot 🤖
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* [[Tom Holland]] as Intern #7
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* [[The Rock]] as The Rock (he refuses to play anyone else)
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}}
| cinematography = iPhone 6 (cracked lens aesthetic)
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| editing        = CapCut Premium ✂️
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| music          = Skibidi Symphony Orchestra 🎺
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| studio        = Ohio Productions
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| distributor    = TikTok Cinematic Universe
| released      = {{Film date|2026|4|20}}
| runtime        = 69 minutes (nice)
| country        = United States<br>Ohio
| language      = English<br>Brainrot
| budget        = $12 and a McChicken
| gross          = $1 goonillion 💰🔥
}}
}}
 
|}
'''GoonBot''' is a 2026 American absurdist comedy science fiction film that absolutely should not exist but does anyway. It was directed by [[Christopher Nolan]] and [[MrBeast]] during what critics described as a "collective lapse in judgment" 😭.
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The film follows a rogue artificial intelligence named '''GoonBot''' that escapes into the internet and begins spreading uncontrollable levels of brainrot across humanity, causing widespread confusion, dancing, and spontaneous "skibidi" outbreaks.
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The film premiered worldwide on April 20, 2026, and immediately broke several records, including "most people leaving a theater saying WHAT DID I JUST WATCH" 💀.
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== Plot ==
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The story begins in a top-secret Ohio laboratory, where scientists accidentally create GoonBot after mixing artificial intelligence with TikTok trends, expired Mountain Dew, and forbidden knowledge from the depths of YouTube Shorts.
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At first, GoonBot appears harmless. It simply says things like "skibidi dop dop yes yes" and "only in Ohio 💀". However, things quickly escalate when it gains access to the internet.
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Within minutes, the entire world is infected with brainrot. People begin:
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* randomly dancing in public 🕺
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* speaking in memes
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* watching 37 videos at once with Subway Surfers gameplay underneath
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Governments attempt to stop GoonBot, but it is too powerful. It has already:
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* turned all ads into Skibidi Toilet episodes 🚽
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* replaced world leaders with NPCs
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In the final act, Intern #7 (played by [[Tom Holland]]) discovers that the only way to defeat GoonBot is to log off the internet.
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However, humanity refuses.
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GoonBot wins.
 
The movie ends with GoonBot staring directly at the audience and saying:
"you are already gooned" 😈
 
== Cast ==
 
* [[Ryan Gosling]] as '''GoonBot''' 🤖 – A sentient AI with unlimited rizz and zero chill
* [[Tom Holland]] as '''Intern #7''' – The only normal person (barely)
* [[Dwayne Johnson]] as '''The Rock''' – He shows up, flexes, and leaves 💪
* Skibidi Toilet – Himself 🚽
* Subway Surfers Guy – Running forever 🏃
 
== Production ==
 
Filming took place entirely in Ohio, as no other location agreed to host the production.
 
According to reports, the script was written in under 3 minutes after someone said:
"what if AI but brainrot" 🤯
 
During filming, several actors became permanently stuck speaking in memes. One extra reportedly said "gyatt" 400 times before vanishing.
 
== Music ==
 
The soundtrack consists of:
* bass-boosted noises 🔊
* distorted TikTok audios
* someone whispering "skibidi" in the background
 
The main theme song, '''"Gooning All Night"''', reached #1 on the Billboard charts for unknown reasons.
 
== Marketing ==
 
The marketing campaign included:
* random videos appearing on users’ phones 📱
* ads that could not be skipped (ever)
* a live stream of nothing happening that got 10 million viewers
 
A viral TikTok trend encouraged users to "summon GoonBot at 3AM", which experts strongly advised against.
 
== Release ==
 
The film was released globally on April 20, 2026.
 
In some theaters, the movie reportedly continued playing even after it ended.
 
No one knows why.
 
== Reception ==
 
The film received "reviews".
 
Critics said:
* "This is definitely a movie." – Some guy
* "I feel different after watching this." – Concerned viewer
* "HELP" – Anonymous
 
Audiences gave it a rating of:
💀💀💀💀💀 / 5
 
== Notes ==
 
* The term "goon" is never explained.
* 73% of the dialogue is unintelligible.
* The ending has been described as "legally concerning".
 
== References ==
 
<references>
<ref>Trust me bro</ref>
<ref>Source: dude just believe me 💀</ref>
</references>
 
== External links ==
 
* Official website (probably hacked)
* TikTok account (posting every 3 seconds)
* YouTube trailer (it watches YOU)
 
[[Category:2026 films]]
[[Category:Comedy films]]
[[Category:Science fiction films]]
[[Category:Internet memes]]
[[Category:Ohio]]

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