List of characters in The Noose

Cast and characters

Name: Andre Chichak
Age: 17 (he's so good at his job that you can't tell he's an intern)
Nationality: East Timorese
Race: TBC
Language: English, Indonesian, Malay
Education: Farquhar Polytechnic majoring in "Stage Choreography for Integrated Resort Cabarets"
Career: Never had one
Awards: Best Story Telling Award (consecutively from Pr 1 to Pr 8 Mono) in Pulau Ubin Primary School
Role: Field Reporter
Email: [email protected] ([email protected] in earlier episodes)
Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Description: Chichak speaks with a nasal sound. His surname refers to the Malay name ("cicak", pronounced chee-chak) for a common house gecko.

Name: Nicholas Le Fong
Role: Taxi driver, interviewee
Seasons: 3, 4, 5, 6
Description: Nicholas was from Hong Kong. His catchphrase is "Stupiak", an amalgamation of "stupid" and "piak" (a slapping sound). In his first appearance, Nicholas was billed as Alvin Ong.

Role: News Co-anchor
Age: 31
Graduated from Beijing Technology University in 2003 with a Masters in Electronic Engineering
Career: Worked for Ping Guo Technologies (a parody of Apple, Inc) from 2004-2008. Joined CCTV in China in 2008 as a technology correspondent. Poached from CCTV by The Noose.
Hobbies: Hacking, copying, fiddling with electronic gadgets, taking part in nationalist movements
Seasons: 6
Notes: Born in Chongqing, 1982, moved to Beijing in 1990. Replaces Adrianna Wow as co-anchor. Poached from Chinese news network Xinhua, according to B.B. See; although his biography on the website states he was poached from China Central Television. He is narcissistic.

Role: Cameraman ("Cheap Foreign Talent")
Seasons: 5, 6
Notes: His protest on working conditions is a satirical take on the Chinese construction worker crane protest in early 2013.