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I tried to download patience but my Wi-Fi said “try again later.” | |||
My calendar and I are in a toxic relationship because it keeps reminding me of things I’m trying to ignore. | |||
I opened the fridge for inspiration and it said, “we’re out of ideas.” | |||
My alarm clock and I have daily arguments and it always starts them. | |||
I told my plants a joke and now they’re rooted in laughter. | |||
My computer asked me to confirm I’m not a robot, which feels a little accusatory at 2 a.m. | |||
I started a diet but my snacks filed an emotional appeal. | |||
My chair squeaks so loudly it sounds like it’s gossiping about me. | |||
I waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me and now I live in a new country. | |||
My socks disappear in the dryer because they’re pursuing solo careers. | |||
I bought a notebook to organize my thoughts and now it just judges me silently. | |||
The moon looks calm but I know it’s just faking it for the tides. | |||
I tried yoga once and my body sent a formal complaint. | |||
My coffee and I are in a committed relationship because it understands my dark side. | |||
I cleaned my room and now I can’t find anything because chaos had a system. | |||
The elevator and I have trust issues because it lets me down. | |||
I told my mirror a joke and it cracked under pressure. | |||
My phone battery drops faster than my motivation on Monday morning. | |||
I thought about going outside but the sun seemed a little too enthusiastic. | |||
My fridge light is the only thing that believes in me at night. | |||
I tried to save money but it respawned somewhere else. | |||
My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music but I can’t find it. | |||
I waved at my neighbor’s dog and now we’re in a long-term friendship. | |||
My shoes are tired of carrying my life decisions. | |||
I told a time joke but it’s not the right moment. | |||
My shadow follows me everywhere but never helps with chores. | |||
I bought a planner and it immediately sensed my lack of follow-through. | |||
The clouds look fluffy but I know they’re plotting dramatic weather. | |||
My math homework and I are not on speaking terms. | |||
I whispered to my pizza for encouragement and it delivered. | |||
My pen ran out of ink mid-sentence because it hates commitment. | |||
I asked my reflection for advice and it flipped the situation. | |||
The stairs and I have a step-by-step rivalry. | |||
I told my suitcase a joke and now it’s packed with laughter. | |||
My houseplants are thriving out of spite. | |||
I opened a bag of chips quietly and they applauded anyway. | |||
My to-do list is more of a suggestion list. | |||
I asked my GPS for life directions and it said “recalculating.” | |||
My laundry pile is evolving into its final form. | |||
I tried to catch fog but I mist. | |||
My keyboard autocorrects me into chaos. | |||
The ceiling fan is just a dramatic helicopter. | |||
My cereal gets soggy faster than my confidence. | |||
I told a construction joke but I’m still working on it. | |||
My wallet and I are practicing long-distance relationships. | |||
The microwave beeps like it’s proud of minimal effort. | |||
I tried to be spontaneous but I scheduled it. | |||
My cat stares at walls because it sees my future. | |||
I opened a window for fresh air and it charged me rent. | |||
My pillow knows too many secrets to be trusted. | |||
I told my brain to relax and it scheduled a meeting about it. | |||
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I tried to download patience but my Wi-Fi said “try again later.” My calendar and I are in a toxic relationship because it keeps reminding me of things I’m trying to ignore. I opened the fridge for inspiration and it said, “we’re out of ideas.” My alarm clock and I have daily arguments and it always starts them. I told my plants a joke and now they’re rooted in laughter. My computer asked me to confirm I’m not a robot, which feels a little accusatory at 2 a.m. I started a diet but my snacks filed an emotional appeal. My chair squeaks so loudly it sounds like it’s gossiping about me. I waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me and now I live in a new country. My socks disappear in the dryer because they’re pursuing solo careers. I bought a notebook to organize my thoughts and now it just judges me silently. The moon looks calm but I know it’s just faking it for the tides. I tried yoga once and my body sent a formal complaint. My coffee and I are in a committed relationship because it understands my dark side. I cleaned my room and now I can’t find anything because chaos had a system. The elevator and I have trust issues because it lets me down. I told my mirror a joke and it cracked under pressure. My phone battery drops faster than my motivation on Monday morning. I thought about going outside but the sun seemed a little too enthusiastic. My fridge light is the only thing that believes in me at night. I tried to save money but it respawned somewhere else. My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music but I can’t find it. I waved at my neighbor’s dog and now we’re in a long-term friendship. My shoes are tired of carrying my life decisions. I told a time joke but it’s not the right moment. My shadow follows me everywhere but never helps with chores. I bought a planner and it immediately sensed my lack of follow-through. The clouds look fluffy but I know they’re plotting dramatic weather. My math homework and I are not on speaking terms. I whispered to my pizza for encouragement and it delivered. My pen ran out of ink mid-sentence because it hates commitment. I asked my reflection for advice and it flipped the situation. The stairs and I have a step-by-step rivalry. I told my suitcase a joke and now it’s packed with laughter. My houseplants are thriving out of spite. I opened a bag of chips quietly and they applauded anyway. My to-do list is more of a suggestion list. I asked my GPS for life directions and it said “recalculating.” My laundry pile is evolving into its final form. I tried to catch fog but I mist. My keyboard autocorrects me into chaos. The ceiling fan is just a dramatic helicopter. My cereal gets soggy faster than my confidence. I told a construction joke but I’m still working on it. My wallet and I are practicing long-distance relationships. The microwave beeps like it’s proud of minimal effort. I tried to be spontaneous but I scheduled it. My cat stares at walls because it sees my future. I opened a window for fresh air and it charged me rent. My pillow knows too many secrets to be trusted. I told my brain to relax and it scheduled a meeting about it.